The art of sales

Oh, seems like a residence not so far from where I live is on the market (well, it's fairly much exactly where I live). I like the room descriptions, which play up all of the property's desirable features, such as:

BEDROOM ONE 4.04m(13'3'') x 3.10m(10'2'')
One single glazed window with pleasant outlook over Lancaster towards Lancaster castle. One double panelled radiator with thermostat. Power and light.

After all, up here in t' north, it is unusal for rooms to have single glazed windows (brrrr), power sockets and a light. Shame that the pleasant outlook towards Lancaster castle/prison could soon be blocked by a fancy hotel. This would once have made me very angry.